#1 Hair Loss
Excessively masturbating will result in hair loss
#2 I JO Too Much
While masturbating can be extremely fun and a great stress reliever, there is a such thing as strocking your little buddy TOO much!
#3 Not Satisfied
And even if you do have sex with multiple people, you always feel unsatisfied. No one can do it better than your hand! You become unhappy and impatient
#4 It Hurts
The most telling sign you're going a little too hard with the wanking is if you begin to feel pain after multiple rounds...
#5 Can't Get Up
But you avoid sex because of how hard it is (pun intended) to get your little guy up! Your body no longer reacts to a real live body as a turn on...
#6 Relationship Ruined
You prefer masturbating alone over having sex with your partner...now that's a problem!
#7 I Need It Now
Your craving it day and night, unable to focus on anything else going on in your life! You don't wanna be that guy impulsively jacking off in the Walmart bathroom do you?
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