Fun Facts: November 2015

How To Get An STD Without $ex

Tanning salons can be dangerous if they're not cleaned properly.

You can get some diseases from toys.

Mononucleosis also spreads through kissing.

You can catch some diseases from a kiss.

Mononucleosis also spreads through kissing.

Skin-to-skin contact can spread HPV.

Funniest Conversation I've Seen In 2015

7. Amusing Pics To Entertain Your Brain

1.Bob Ross made an estimated 30,000 oil paintings. That's a lot of happy little trees.

2.This would make family reunions confusing.

3.Raccoons will rinse their food off before eating it.

4.Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic. They were all small breeds.

5.Geese can eat more than five pounds of grass per day.

6.George Washington operated his own brewhouse, where he made his own beer.

7.Hammocks were invented by the Mayans.

Model Has SIX RIBS Removed In Her Quest To Look Like Jessica Rabbit

Pixee Fox is a twenty five year old who has an obsession; she wants to resemble Jessica Rabbit. This is where I make a revelation, I used to fancy this cartoon character so much as a kid. I was and am very aware she’s a cartoon character – but come on, she’s hot!

Pixee has had a total of fifteen operations to achieve this transformation.

‘People often come up to me and say, “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like a cartoon”. she says. ‘But for me that’s a compliment, that’s what I want to achieve.’
‘Those cartoon characters represent the idealisation of the female body. I want to have the tiny waist, the butt, big boobs, big eyes and a really pretty face. Having my ribs removed was just another step in achieving that ideal.’
Before Pixee went about drastically changing her appearance, she looked unrecognisable from the pictures above:

She has had six ribs removed to achieve her 14 inch waist

I’ll let you be the judge of whether it’s been worth all of that money!

‘The only reason I have been able to do it now is that doctors finally started taking me seriously. They can see I’m not a crazy person and that I know what I’m doing.’ said the aspiring model.

I’ll let you, the reader be the judge of that. Here’s what she went through to achieve the ‘Jessica Rabbit Look’

I’ve done my best to remain impartial in this article, but I think you can probably guess that I’m not the biggest fan of this Jessica Rabbit lookalike. But at the end of the day it is her choice and as long as she feels happy then good on her.

Her rib operation was an extreme five-hour procedure that is irreversible. A doctor called Barry Eppley in Indianapolis agreed to perform the procedure which is usually performed for medical not cosmetic reasons.
‘Getting my ribs removed has always been a dream of mine,’ Pixee says. ‘But it was really hard, almost impossible, to find a surgeon to do it.’

Horny Dude Uses Unbelievably Bad Pick-Up Line That Actually Worked

1.The Removal Man

2.The Dirty Boy

3.The Big Baby

4.The Daddy Issues

5.The Statistician

Female Body Type Chart

7.Undersized Reasons Why Small Boobs Are Better Than Big Boobs

1.You can wear a seatbelt without cutting your boobs in half.

2.You never look like you are wearing an outfit just to show off your assets and look like a slut.

3.You can wear vest tops without the worry of sagging.

4.You can bounce up and down for as long as you like without them hurting. Yes you dirtied minded people i’m talking about sex. What else?

5.When it’s your turn to go underneath they stay perky and don’t spill out to each side.

6.Although you’d feel more comfortable wearing one if you forgot your sports bra it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

7.No back pain

If Disney Was For Adults

1. Umm

Would people watch disney if it were so explicit? Probably not

2. Paris Princess

Is this a Princess or Paris? Doesn't look like a Hilton to us, but then again the lack of underwear would say otherwise.

3.Arial*, Bold

Ariel the mermaid meets Arial the font, in all of her glorious beings. Ariel Bold, what a hottie!

4.That Was Fun

Peter Pan was always a little fishy, after all who doesn't want to grow up and settle down at some point? He and Michael Jackson would have gotten along very well.

5.Women are Cold

Native American women are in touch with the wind and the rain, but they aren't exactly the best when it comes to stringing along naive colonialists. Poor John Smith, the playa got played.

My Teacher Is Not Kidding !

Porsche Announce Who Was At Fault In The Death Of Paul Walker

For nearly 15 years, the Fast & Furious movie franchise has produced a consistent string of blockbuster hits due to their action packed storylines, breathtaking scenes and stellar castings.
However, in November 2013, the movie series and its fans lost a lead actor, Paul Walker, after he was involved in a high-speed crash in his limited-edition 2005 Porsche Carrera GT.
On the 28th of September this year, Walker’s daughter, Meadow, filed a lawsuit against the Porsche Cars North American (PCNA) for the wrongful death of her father, and now, Porsche have responded with their answer.

The car manufacturer are now seeking to dismiss the lawsuit, as they are claiming the vehicle in question had been “abused and altered”, as well as “misused and improperly maintained”.
Altogether, within their seven page filing, they are claiming that passenger Paul Walker, and driver, Roger Rodas, were fully aware of the risks upon entering the car, and their deaths are essentially down to their “own comparative fault”.
The crash occurred when the friends left together at 3:30am after an event for Walker’s own charity Reach Out Worldwide for victims of Typhoon Haiyan. Their car then collided with a lamppost in a 45mph zone on a Californian street, with security cameras later discovering that the car must have been travelling around 90-100mph.

Porsche claimed;
“PCNA alleges that Mr Walker knowingly and voluntarily assumed all risk, perils and danger in respect to the use of the subject 2005 Carrera GT, that the perils, risk and danger were open and obvious and known to him, and that he chose to conduct himself in a manner so as to expose himself to such perils, dangers and risks, thus assuming all the risks involved in using the vehicle. Mr Walker’s voluntary assumption of the risk should bar the plaintiff’s recovery or, in the alternative, should reduce the plaintiff’s right to recovery from PCNA in an amount equivalent to Mr Walker’s fault.”
This is a contrast to Meadow Walker’s suit, in which she accused the Volkswagen-owned car maker of knowing that the car had “history of instability and control issues”.