#1 Meow
And those shorts lead to the cat calls from random dudes...
#2 The Jean Hunt
50 pairs later...you FINALLY found a pair that fits you right.
#3 Custom Fitted
Your best friend is also a tailer...and you planned it that way!
#4 The Yoga Pant
Yoga pants show off EVERY part of your butt...even when you don't want it to!
#5 Rule #1
You must always remember to match your underwear...because things stretch.
#6 Peek-A-Boo
Make sure there are no perves walking upthe stairs behind you
#7 Not Again!
You've been through the same situations...chairs love your butt too!
#8 Just A Touch
Friends, lover, animals...everyone wants to touch that perfectly round thing!
#9 Resting Place
Oh, and everyone thinks it's a pillow...so just deal with it.
#10 Not A Hoe
Anything short looks EXTRA short on you!
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