Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Want To Smash Your Phone

 

#1 Honesty is the best policy.

Not always, Kyttyn, not always.

 

#2 If you like to gamble...

...contact these ladies.

 

#3 Subtle.

So subtle you may need an explanation. I'm not providing it.

 

#4 It's not all about romance.

Say no more.

 

#5 One question:

Does any lady get turned on by Adam's description of himself? I don't think so.

 

#6 Nobel prize for poetry.

If he ever publishes a book, remind me not to buy it.

 

#7 Eco-friendly.

'Reuse. Recycle.' That's her ex-boyfriend's motto.