Things You See At Festivals That Would Never Be Ok In Real Life.

 

#1 Drunken tent crashers

Often drunk wankers will crash into your tent during the night but you just laugh it off because what’s the point in stressing out.

 

#2 Portaloos

No ones toilet should be covered in shit. Apologies in advance for the image.

 

#3 Phone battery

In real life when your phone displays the message “10% battery remaining” you’ll turn into a person possessed searching for that charger. At a festival you’ll either ditch your phone completely or go and queue for hours at a pay station to give it some juice.

 

#4 Thieves

Garden chairs, rubber dinghies and all sorts are often stolen around the camp site. Do you call the police? Of course not, you just go and take someone else’s.

 

#5 Drugs

Festivals have a laissez-faire approach to drug taking.

 

#6 Hang out with strangers

At a festival it’s acceptable to grab a chair and pitch up to your fellow campers and discuss life, imagine doing that at a pub? People would think you were a right oddball.

 

#7 Drastic fashion choices

The rave dots and shit fancy dress are always rife.