#1 Strapless is Tough to Pull off
And by tough, we mean impossible, of course. Why must all bridesmaids dresses be strapless? Though there are exceptions....
#2 Multiple Sports Bras
Twice the purchase, twice the laundry, twice the compression as you work out.
#3 Being Compared To Christina Hendricks
The queen of the mind-numbingly large natural breast club, Kristina Hendricks, leaves all other big breasted women asking: how does she do it?
#4 The Back Pain-and the Questions About Them
Even if back pain that some big breasted women experience wasn't painful enough, the questions that come even when you DON'T have back pain are nothing short of annoying.
#5 Button-Downs are a No-Go
Because those buttons not only have to hold on for dear life, it also results in gaps that make the top the equivalent of a clothing peep show.
#6 Looking Over-Sexualized Even When Not Intending To
Nobody has ever shuddered at the thought of being considered 'sexy', but sometimes things come off as more provocative for no other reason than big breasts.
#7 What Excercises?
You mean walking? That one exercise where huge ta-tas are not a factor? Think about it.
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