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Best Ways To Tell If You Are Too Drunk to Text Right Now.

#1 I love Alcohol

This is what regret sounds like.

#2 Opening Beer With My Teeth

Omg that's disgusting.

#3 Driving While Drunk

It was all a dream.

#4 Call Me A Cab

Then where did the taxi take him?

#5 Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters

A baby and a half donzen of babies.

#6 Olive Garden 2-4-1 Chardinay!

That's some true confessions. Thanks mom.

#7 No I'm Not Smooch

Do pencil's want erasers?

#8 My Legs Feel Good

Sometimes that's all that matters.

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