#1 Jumped The Gun
Think of a text as a yellow light. Slow down before texting.
Think of a text as a yellow light. Slow down before texting.
#2 Emoticon Breakup
Well done, and not a word spoken.
Well done, and not a word spoken.
#3 Wrong Person
Took her a second.
Took her a second.
#4 While On Vacay
It’s bad enough to break up over text, but while she’s on a vacation? Come on, buddy!
It’s bad enough to break up over text, but while she’s on a vacation? Come on, buddy!
#5 Too Much Sexy
Well, he took that well.
Well, he took that well.
#6 Andy’s Screwed
If you’re cheating, keep better tabs on your phone.
If you’re cheating, keep better tabs on your phone.
#7 Sexually Repulsive
When you say her sister’s hot, consider it over.
When you say her sister’s hot, consider it over.
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