Literally the best.
That cat looks like it can party.
That cat looks like it can party.
Hope you like back hair.
He'll send you some pictures of his hairy back and some good investment advice.
Derpy derp?
What a disappointment.
The dudes with the duck always gets the girl.
The dudes with the duck always gets the girl.
It pays to be courteous.
You don't want wrinkles.
You don't want wrinkles.
Kill the moment quick.
Yes, but what kind of crackers?
Yes, but what kind of crackers?
Brick.
Not a grape pickup line.
Not a grape pickup line.
The Scottish play.
Scientists don't even think that guy's junk really exists.
Scientists don't even think that guy's junk really exists.
So it shall be arranged!
"Mom? Get Dad on the phone. It's happened!"
"Mom? Get Dad on the phone. It's happened!"
Que Cera Cera.
What will be, will be.
What will be, will be.
Just send a picture of some rando.
Who's this lady? Do you know this lady?
Who's this lady? Do you know this lady?
Sorry, so busy.
Well, hey, it's not an outright "no."
Well, hey, it's not an outright "no."
An honest mistake.
Whoops!
Whoops!
Foreplay.
If you text a picture of an actual Mortadella though, you might get a date for snacktime.
If you text a picture of an actual Mortadella though, you might get a date for snacktime.
Wet and wild.
Now that's what I'm talking a'grout.
Now that's what I'm talking a'grout.
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