Girls That Probably Shouldn’t Be Bending Over

 

#1 Fountain of Butt

Is this the fountain of eternal sexy butt? Maybe. But not if she doesn’t bend over. Science needs her to bend over in that short dress. How else would we study the effects of an eternal sexy butt fountain on cancer? Hmm….

 

#2 Zipper Dress

Shopping in a dress that zips from the butt up might be a bad idea. Then again, she does need that blender. Hmm….

 

#3 Bike Lock

Then again, what’s a girl to do? Just leave her bike unlocked for some spooky monster to steal? Hmm…we’re very conflicted.

 

#4 Buying Jeans

Well it’s not like she had jeans to wear to the store! Is she supposed to wear absolutely nothing when she shops for jeans? And not bend over at all to look at all the good deals? Hmm…

 

#5 Booty Shorts

Booty shorts are already a little flashy! Maybe she shouldn’t be bending over like that. Hmm…

 

#6 Target Mom

Is this a good look for a young mother? Well, maybe it’s ok. It’s not like the baby can see her butt. Hmm…

 

#7 Grocery Shopping

Women seem to wear skirts that are just too short when they buy groceries. And their cars are pretty clean and high up. Hmm…