Terrible Texts From Mom

 

#1 Racy Auto Correct

Somehow we think that she meant exactly what she said the first time, subconsciously of course. It's safer to blame it on auto correct.

 

#2 WTF, Mom

Only a mom would think that WTF stands for 'Well That's Fantastic'. What innocent minds they have.

 

#3 Stiff Anniversaries

It's clear that she would have enjoyed the stiffy way more than that dreaded Swiffer. Next time dad should put his wallet away and just be 'happy'.

 

#4 Sadly Funny

What a huge and innocent mistake! Now she has to tell everyone the error of her ways and expose her text lingo illiteracy.

 

#5 Remix!

This has to be one of the best and worst ways to get grounded. We love the creativity! You tell him, mom!

 

#6 Girls vs. Drugs

So, mom would rather have you bring home tainted money than to have you kissing some girl? We guess that's just how much she doesn't want to be a grandma.

 

#7 Cold Toys

Yes, having a dildo down your throat would certainly make it hurt. Great diagnosis, mom!

 

#8 The Answer To Youthful Skin

At least, we hope, that she was smiling from the inside and gave her kids a lot of hugs and kisses. Oh, the things people do for smooth skin.

 

#9 Mom Is Cracking Up

It's always either a hit or miss when moms try to be cool with their text lingo. Her efforts are slightly appreciated, but she should never do that again.

 

#10 Absent Minded

Moms generally have a lot of things going on so it's understandable that it didn't occur to her that there'd be no reply from a person that's not there to reply. We'll let this one pass, right?