Biggest Dating Fails !

 

#1 Perception Is Everything

He may think it's the best date in the world. You may be dying for it to be over. Delusion is bliss.

 

#2 Cat People

If she wants to let her cat watch, ask her if your friend can watch, too. If she says yes, now it's up to you. At least your friend can hold the cat.

 

#3 Get To The Point

Sometimes dating can really feel like you're being screwed until you feel like you don't exist. Hopefully you have an eraser on you to forget the whole thing.

 

#4 Where Was His Hand Last Night

Next time you go on a date, this little chart can help you. Where he places his hand can tell you a lot. What you do after that may hurt him.

 

#5 High Standards

Some people just won't date ugly people. However, most ugly people don't know they're ugly enough to be undatable. There in lies the conundrum.

 

#6 Free Isn't Always Free

Some guys are so cheap. On the other hand, some girls are so expensive. Neither one is a keeper.

 

#7 What Happens After the Kiss . . .

Guess it's true?

 

#8 Dating Stages

When you first meet, everything is wonderful. Cut to months down the road, and that's when it's all hanging out. Literally.

 

#9 The In Person Break Up

Sometimes you have to drive a long way to get dumped. At least she did it in person though, right. Screw that, you would rather save the gas, wouldn't you?

 

#10 Breakup

It used to be in bad taste to break up over the phone. Now it's acceptable to break up over social media. Have we lowered our standards, or have we all become anti-social?

 

#11 Dreaming

What we dream about when we are dating can be entirely different. If men dreamed of gifts and women dreamed of sex, they would be dreaming the same thing.