#1 His 'Bad'..
This dude is pulling an Anthony Weiner, but apparently it didn't go far. Once you send an image via text, remember it's out of your control.
#2 Pics Of Fido
Do you have loads of your cute pooch on file? Use them for wrong numbers texts! BUT what's a great reply for the smarty pants who sends these pics? Call their beloved dog a cat. . . that's an ultimate insult.
#3 Your Saved Pictures Album
If you don't have a pet, have a slew of face pics. You'll be now waiting for that next wrong number.
#4 Think On Your Feet
Are you clever? Spontaneous mimicking WINS in spades!
#5 Wrong Number Sext
No reason to have a rude reply, when they can have a rude awakening with what they don't want to see..
#6 Don't Tell Jessica
How do people get this lucky? This never happens to us.
#7 Be Underage
Don't want to visit the Village People? Posing as an underage girl will stop any decent stranger from persuading you to.
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