Guy Pretends He Has GF To Play Hard To Get And It Goes Horribly Wrong

 

#1

Please, Dave. Don’t make me cringe any more.

 

#2

It started with this exchange:

 

#3

OMG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

#4

Pretending to be your own girlfriend: punchy. This is arguably the most dangerous of tactics. Only true masters can pull it off. This guy is a complete novice.

 

#5

THROW IN THE TOWEL. TAP OUT.