Fun Facts

"I Danced Like His Little Stripper, But When He Pulled Out His Pni, I Panicked"

#1 Twisted Ankle.

I thought it would be sexy to dance for my lover. It was my first time and I bought 5 inch high stripper shoes. As I danced around naked, he pulled out his penis. It was the first time I'd seen it, and I was shocked. It was tiny. Well, I stumbled and twisted my ankle and fell. We ended up in bed with ice on my foot as we had sex missionary style. Half my moans were from the pain in my foot, but I was determined to go through with it, no matter how small it was.

Flo - 31

#2 Bouncy Ball

My guy placed me on top of him, cowgirl style, during my first time having sex. Having no idea what to do, I just jumped up and down like I was on a bouncy ball, until I almost fractured his penis.

Chloe - 25

#3 Thought I Peed

It was my first time having sex, and my guy went down on me. Suddenly, liquid gushed out of me, soaking him and the bed. I thought I peed on him and ran int o the bathroom, humiliated. I later found out I was a squirter.

Holly - 27

#4 Didn't Cum

I never had an orgasm before, not even through masturbation, so when I had sex for the first time, nothing was happening. My guy tried everything until he couldn't hold it in anymore and he came. My vagina was so sore the next day I was walking around like I rode a horse for 5 days straight.

April - 29

#5 Puked

It was my first time ever having a penis in my mouth. I was doing okay until he got excited and pushed it in a little too far, then as I gagged and pulled it out, there was a bit of slimy semen on the tip that caused me to vomit all over him.

Ellie - 27

#6 Couldn't Breathe

During my first time having sex, my guy suggested a 69 and got on top of me, inserting his penis into my mouth. Being inexperienced, I took it all deep in my throat as he went to town on my vagina. I began to gag and when I breathed in I couldn't get any air. Suddenly, I began shaking and threw him off. He landed on the floor and broke his hand.

Olive - 24

#7 Doggy Style

It was my first time having sex and we were doing it missionary style, when my guy suddenly said, 'let's do it doggy style.' Having no idea what he meant and not wanting him to know I was a virgin, I got on all fours facing him, and asked him "now what?".

Ivy - 22

#8 Screaming

I was having sex for the first time and it hurt more than it felt good. I began screaming, but he thought I was moaning in delight, so he went harder and harder, until I was crying.

Alexa - 23

#9 Made Him Cry

We were in bed and he was fingering me, so I grabbed onto his penis to give him a hand job. I grabbed it to tightly and jerked it so hard, he began to cry. At first I thought he was moaning, but then I saw the tears, as he pried my hand off.

Gemma - 30

#10 Stayed Still

I wasn't sure how to move under him as he penetrated me for the first time. I ended up just laying perfectly still and being completely silent. He finally told me that I was boring in bed.

Daisy - 27

Her Horse Was Sinking Quickly And She Was Terrorized Until They Found A Clever Way

#1 A Trip Gone Wrong

Nicole Graham, of Melbourne, Australia wanted nothing more than to take a leisurely trot on her horse Astro, but what happened she could never have imagined in her worst nightmares.

#2 3 Hours of Terror

For 3 hours as Nicole and Astro were submerged in sinking mud, both the horse and the woman were stricken with fear. Both showed courage beyond belief.

#3 Thousand Pound Beauty

The 18-year old horse named Astro weighs over 1,000 pounds, and any attempt by Nicole to get Astro out of the mud only resulting in the brown beauty sinking further down.

#4 Free the Lady First

Bystanders called for help and when the firemen finally arrived, it was the woman Nicole Graham who was freed first, and significantly more easily, than Astro was.

#5 Fighting the Tides

The scariest part about this ordeal was that the beach where this quicksand-like mud trapped the horse and its owner meant a rapidly approaching tide, which left un-rescued would have killed Astro eventually.

#6 Use Those Legs!

Horses are known for the strength of their hind legs, they are what win Triple Crowns and kill many an unsuspecting caretaker or drunk. Luckily for Astro, he knows how to use 'em.

#7 Steady Boy!

Once he was out of the hole, Astro quickly realized he was still very much in the unstable mud. Good thing the handlers gave him a hand...or two.

#8 Noah There, Astro!

Astro's only instinct to resist the feeling of sinking was to struggle harder, so eventually he was sedated for his own good.

#9 Emerging Beauty

This is a welcome sight, the 1,000 pound beast emerging from its dark hole of entrapment. What a beautiful sight it is!

#10 Free At Last!

Wow, it is safe to say that Nicole and Astro will probably being staying on more solid ground the next time they go for a trot.

When Girls Get Bored at Work, We all Win

#1 Bored At Work

So you're bored at work. It seems like a great time to show off your abs and cleavage.

#2 Funny

Sometimes you just have to crack yourself up.

#3 Flannel Bra

She must be really bored if she made a tube top out of her flannel shirt.

#4 Just Working

When the mood strikes, it's selfie time.

#5 Nice Butt

When you check to make sure work isn't ruining your perfect butt.

#6 Lacy

Nothing is sexier than lacy panties under a business suit.

#7 Hello

Not a bad face to greet you, right?

#8 Hotness

When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and know this is a selfie moment.

#9 Thigh Highs And Tats

No one knows what's going on under that skirt, but her and us.

#10 Panties At Work

Just checking to make sure she wore her panties to work.

#11 Sexy At Work

When you drop your pants to get a sexy selfie at work.

#12 Cold

Snuggling up at work when it's cold and you're bored.

#13 Naked At Work

Wow, this girl really took it all off for a selfie. Hopefully, no one is waiting to use the restroom.

#14 Can I Help You?

And they wonder why all the guys are in her line at the store.

#15 Two For One

Do they only hire blondes with big busts?

Cambridge Students Strip Off in Public for Competition to Find City's Best A$$

#1 The students took on descriptors to add before their first names

This is 'Polly', a law student who decided a lecture hall provided the perfect frame for her glorious tush. A+.

#2 Cambridge is a city known for its University

Cambridge University, known for its academic history and prowess, was established in 1209 and is one of the top schools in the WORLD. But now its students are stripping, but why?

#3 The reason: a competition to find the best butt in the city

The competition, which was widely spread on social media, required men and women to show off their bare tookuses at various spots around the iconic campus.

#4 Some students stripped in pairs

Is this an unfair advantage, or does one bum distract from the other? We would do a solo shoot if we ever got in on the competition...

#5 Every year, the student newspaper The Tab releases a list

It documents the best bums out of the submissions, and this year the top 18 were published in the paper.

The Sad Reason Guys Won't Call You Back After $3X

#1 No Cuddling

The fact that I don't have to cuddle afterward is big. Sometimes I just want to have sex and then go home and go to sleep.

Carlos - 27

#2 Free Sex

A one night stand is like free sex. You get to have sex with someone and not have to give anything back.

Aiden - 25

#3 Revenge

Nothing feels better, after a break up, than to have sex with a random girl. It shows you that you still have it, and it's like sticking it to the girl who just dumped you.

Isaac - 32

#4 Their Genes

I just feel it in my genes. It's this need to spread my seed to as many women as possible, even though I wear a condom.

Brett - 28

#5 The High

A one night stand is like a drug. It gives you that high that you get when you first meet someone, but you get it over and over again. It never gets old.

Oscar - 31

#6 Payback

If a girl ever leaves early before I wake up, I just assume she doesn't want to see me again. This happens a lot after a night out drinking. No reason for me to try.

Marty - 29