12 Things That Show You Life Before And After You Turn 30

 

#1 Drinking After 30

Drinking after 30 is done in front of the tv, with a nice bottle of wine. Classy.

 

#2 Drinking Before 30

Drinking before 30 is wild. But you might not remember anything...

 

#3 Texting

Texting changes a lot after you turn 30. Just wait and see...

 

#4 Breakfast Before 30

You can really eat anything you want for breakfast before 30. Most important meal of the day? As if.

 

#5 Dating After 30

After you turn 30, you become bitter about relationship. You turn into a harsh realist.

 

#6 Hangover Cure Before 30

The best hangover cure? A nice bowl of cereal.

 

#7 Breakfast After 30

Get used to fiber. Lots and lots of fiber.

 

#8 Hangover Cure After 30

But when you turn 30, you'll need to stock up on Tums. It will save your life.

 

#9 Facebook Feed Before 30

Your Facebook feed before you turn 30 is full of your friends' wild escapades... But wait till you turn 30.

 

#10 Facebook Feed After 30

Now you Facebook feed is full of all your friends talking about their stupid kids. Get used to it...

 

#11 Dating Before 30

You'll date just about anything that walks before you turn 30. But it won't last...

 

#12 Evenings

Things get reversed for women when they turn 30. You'll see.