Fired Disney Employee Reveals What It's Really Like To Work In "The Happiest Place On Earth"

 

#1 You Can't Say "I Don't Know"

Disneyland employees are not allowed to say "I don't know." They must always try to answer the customer's questions.

 

#2 You Can't Say The Word "Vomit"

You are never allowed to say the word "Vomit." You must always say "Code V" instead.

 

#3 Appearance Guidelines

Disney employees are given a BOOK which tells them how they must appear. You have to follow this book to the letter.

 

#4 All The Employees Are Having Sex With Each Other

All the employees are constantly having sex with each other backstage. One employee walked in on Aladdin and Ariel doing it backstage!

 

#5 You Can Never Point With Just One Finger

Walt Disney hated it when people pointed with just one finger. That's why cast members must always point with two fingers with an open palm, known as the "Disney point."

 

#6 Lost Items Get Sold To Cast Members

If guests leave things behind and they stay at the lost and found for a long time, they get sold to the cast members. All the profit is donated to charity.

 

#7 There Are Smell Machines

There are smell machines known as "Smellitzers" all around Disneyland. They make the whole park smell good, and certain smells accompany certain rides, like ocean smells accompanying the sea-themed rides.