Florida Man Emasculated During Failed Attempt to Rape a Pit Bull

 

 #1 This Man Tried To Rape A Pitbull

This idiot tried to rape a pitbull. He ended up getting his dick bitten off...

 

#2 Bryan Collins Was The Man

Bryan Collins, an emotionally unstable 48-year-old man, tried to lure the pitbull into his backyard with a raw steak. When the dog was distracted with the steak, that's when he made his move.

 

#3 The Neighbor Saw Everything

A next door neighbor said, “He gets this dog in his yard and, oh my , I couldn’t believe what I was watching. While the dog was eating the steak, Rupert dropped his boxers and tried to penetrate the dog. That’s when it turned around and bit that man’s little weiner clean off. Good , I have never heard a man scream like that. Looks like he got some sausage with the steak. That’s when I called 911.”

  

#4 They Tried To Reattach The Penis

The hospital tried to reattach the penis, but were unsuccessful. He now has to pee out of a plastic catheter.