Fun Facts: January 2016

8 Reasons Why Girls With Thick Thighs Are Hot As Hell.

We seem to be in an age where body-shaming is almost impossible to escape from, which I find hugely depressing. Whether it’s for being ‘too skinny’ or ‘too big’; both women and men are facing health-threatening personal struggles with their body image, forever seeking the allusive ‘goldilocks weight’.
From personal experience, I can say that this doesn’t exist. Once gripped by mental illness, I thought a thigh gap was essential to my life happiness and it really was only a stepping stone that led me down a destructive path to the complete opposite. The perfect body is a myth; it’s about feeling perfect in the body you’ve got, being healthy and showing appreciation for all that you are.
On that note, I’m by no means saying thick thighs are the ONLY way forward but I certainly think they get more stick than the sticks, and thick-thighed girls are under-appreciated. This is especially true of the fashion and beauty industries. Here are 8 reasons why I think all girls with thick thighs should appreciate their brilliance.

1. Curves are hot

Big thighs often mean wider hips and anybody whoever tells you that the Marilyn Monroe curvy look isn’t hot as hell is lying to you. If you’ve covered your curves because you feel self-conscious, stop that. Show them off in tighter fitting clothing; we’ll all appreciate it.

2. Thicker thighs help you be a champ in the sack

Similar to point 1, stronger and thicker thighs are linked to better endurance. Forget just doing those passive positions though these can be great. When I think thick thigh muscles I think of all the crazy good positions that require strong legs. You can use your own imaginations here.

3. Your heart will love you for your thicker thighs

A Danish study conducted in 2009 found that thicker thighs could decrease your risk of heart disease and increase your life expectancy. The researchers suggested that those with narrower thighs didn’t have enough muscle mass to handle insulin correctly. Thanks science.

4. You outlast everyone on the dance floor

You’ve seen Beyonce dance right? Give some credit to those thighs on her. Whilst your other friends are throwing in the towel because of thigh fatigue, you’re dancing like there’s no tomorrow because strong thighs are better suited to dancing all night long.

5. To accept your natural body promotes positive body image

If there’s anything this era needs, it’s to accept all healthy body types. The foundation for this mentality comes with accepting your own, we have got to start practicing what we preach.

6. Your phone won’t fall in the toilet if you drop it whilst playing with it

Alright, this one is playful but speaks some real truths. One big low point of thigh gaps is that they leave you no protection if you’re doing the classic ‘on the toilet text phone drop’. Your hot, thigh-filled lap will be there to have your back.

7. Big thighs generally mean big booty

If there’s anything that’s hot on a woman, it’s a strong derrière. Girls are now spending time in the gym working those squats just to try and achieve that great arse. Science says women with big behinds are stronger and healthier…I don’t know if you heard but it’s all about that bass now.

8. Strong is sexier than skinny

Squatters thighs. If you’ve got a grip that could pull off WWE style finishing moves on your other half? That’s hot as. Life’s too stressful to not accept and love the body you’ve got, embrace it.

16 Selfie Fails That Need A Serious Background Check.

The term "selfie" may be fairly new, but people have been taking them for as long as cameras have been portable.

Still, in recent years, the rise of camera phones has sped up their production and the rise of social media has given them a cultural context. Whether they're doing it to document a part of their lives, chart the progress of a transformation they're working towards, or just want to capture how they look in a given moment, it seems like almost everyone is taking selfies nowadays.

But, as with everything, there's a right and wrong way to do them. We're not going to get into the technical aspects of framing and lighting here. No, this is more about being aware of your surroundings before you take the picture.

It's a lesson these 16 people learned the hard way.

1. He may think he's found a way to take a classy picture with no pants,

but unfortunately, he's celebrating a little early.

2. Wow, it doesn't get more blatant than that.

It's one of those times where you wonder if he intended that or not.

3. OK, so I can buy that you'd take a selfie in the bathroom because it has the best lighting,

but can it really not wait until your friend is finished? And for that matter, your friend is really chill about you taking selfies while she's trying to use the toilet.

4. Wow, what a daring stunt.

Yeah, if you're wondering why I don't sound that enthused, take a look at the reflection in the plane.

5. I'm guessing this young lady liked her sunglasses and decided to take a spur of the moment pic,

but she probably should have done something to hide her online shopping first.

6. This would normally be a fine selfie,

but I think she forgot to take something out of the shot.

7. Um, is he sure he doesn't want to just use the stall?

Although the guy in the foreground doesn't seem that committed to his selfie, so no harm done, I guess.

8. Apparently there's something going on at her midriff. If you can tell what it is, let us know.

If not, there's also some toilet paper in the shot. If you find that surprising, prepare yourself.

9. So, what about this scene screamed "selfie" to her?

Whatever it was, apparently it made her so excited she forgot to flush. Lucky us.

10. There seems to be a weird sub-genre of selfies where people pretend their significant other crept up on them and took a picture.

It's strange how these people can never avoid mirrors when they do this, though.

11. Was there something you wanted, buddy?

They usually put those mirrors in so you can try your glasses on, but I guess they have other uses.

12. And here's yet another "my imaginary spouse is taking pictures of me" selfie.

As you can imagine, this inspired a lot of jokes about his hand.

13. Yeah, maybe don't wear your sunglasses if you're pretending you're stuck in traffic.

I don't know if this worked on your boss, but it's not fooling those sharp-eyed internet sleuths.

14. Yikes, I don't think that's the kind of photography they had in mind.

It's a good thing they took an overhead shot, or else he might have gotten away with it.

15. It appears that this young man wanted to commemorate a classy affair,

but it's hard to look dapper next to a cat drinking out of the toilet.

16. So, why didn't she just shut the door?

I can't imagine how she could have missed the girl in the back. She seems to be having a pretty rough time, and it's hard to do that quietly.

10 Criteria Of Perfect Girlfriend #5 Is Goal For Every Man.

#1.What a match.

What is fun with watching a baseball match with a girl who know nothing?

#2. Wears short and dresses comfortably

Lying down and playing a video game in front of you.

#3.Buy a video game disk

Newest edition for you. You don’t even ask for it, nor mention about newest game.

#4. Delivery girl

You are hungry, and suddenly she brings you food. With this delivery outfit.

#5. Based God

Naturally pretty.

#6. Cute nerd

Nerd is such a no, but if the nerd is this cute…. Well..

#7. Plays video games

You are better in playing, but what’s wrong? At least she plays. And you have beer.

#8. Secret gift

You don’t order anything from Amazon but you get this package. THIS.

#9. Do a ‘relationship goals’ photo

Then post it in internet. Moreover, she is the one who ask for picture.

#10. Plays soccer

Watching a match together is fun, but playing a football together… will you say no?

Incredible Uses For Aspirin You Would Never Know.

#1 Hand Sanitizer

The anti-bacterial substance within aspirin is stronger than most soap sold today, making it the perfect cleanser if it’s the last resort.

#2 Anti-Fungal

Any fungus or foot infection can be cured overtime with aspirin and water. Let your body soak in the solution to remove the bacteria causing the infection.

#3 Dandruff Remover

Extreme dandruff can be handled by crushing aspirin and inserting it into your shampoo.

#4 Battery Charge

Unsealed car batteries can be recharged by dropping aspirin onto it, giving more life out of your worn out battery!

#5 Wart Remover

Stubborn and gross warts are normally frozen off by the doctor, which can be expensive. But now you can rub crushed aspirin to remove the unwanted blemishes on your body.

#6 Egg Stain

Egg stains can be one of the hardest to remove from clothing…until now. Placing a paste of water and aspirin onto the stains will remove it in no time. Make sure you wash the shirt after!

Jennifer Lopez S3x Tape ‘Including Footage Of Honeymoon To Be Released’ By Ex

1. Doomed Marriage

Ojan wants the world to know the other side of Jennifer Lopez and wants to tell the tale of their doomed marriage.

2. Meyer believes there is a loop hole in the six year court ordered placement of the DVD into a central depository, allowing him to finally release the video. “There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon.”

3. Nude JLo

Ojan’s business partner, Ed Meyer now plans to release a DVD and streaming video of JLo’s most private moments, claiming that it will “shock her fans.”

4. 11 Months Later

The relationship only lasted 11 months, but during that time some juicy tidbits were captured on film for their personal colletion.